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🚨 NEW Bugle Weekly & Plebs on Parade 🎙️ The Coremunists vs The Knotzis | Bugle Weekly Ep. 59

Lyrics for Knots Anthem (request from @UNCLE ROCKSTAR ) [verse 1] There's a place in the logs I keep Where the junk transactions don't dare creep Running Knots with my custom patch I built a gate — now Core fights back They say, "Let the mempool flow" I say, "That’s how the malware grows" They call it freedom, I call it fraud You let JPEGs defile our sacred log [Chorus] If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say? Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day [Verse 2] I don't care for your ordinals Your Taproot graffiti's criminal You laugh and say I’m overkill But I still grep for malware still I wrote code they wouldn’t merge You said I’m fringe, I said “I’m Church” Don’t you see the slope is slick? First JPEGs, then Vitalik [Chorus] If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say? Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day [Bridge] We don’t need inscriptions We need consensus rules Not monkey pics and MIDI files And JPEGs from high schools I warned you About the mess You said “Let the market sort the rest” But I'm the firewall you fear The upstream patcher of the year [Breakdown] You fork I merge You let spam surge I grep You rest I carry Bitcoin’s holiness [Chorus] If Satoshi's watching now, what would he say? Probably not “Let’s bloat this chain”, with spam that's gay I know somewhere somehow, we'll be okaaaaay But we should filter nodes not broadcast JPEGs every day [Outro] There's a place off the mempool grid Where the nodes still argue what freedom is And though our blocks may never align We’ll still sync up, one hash at a time

🚨JUST IN: Swedish Author @knutsvanholm has changed his name to "Knots Svanholm" in solidarity with Luke Dasher

🚨NEW 🔥🔥🔥 Samson Durst (FORK THIS CHAIN🍴⛓️) by @Rod Palmer 📯 Bugle News #40HPW🎧

🚨NEW ANTHEM Rod Palmer dropped a new track for the inscribers on the other side of the debate. Fair & balanced 🧙‍♂️

🚨NEW ANTHEM @Rod Palmer 📯 Bugle News #40HPW🎧 just dropped the hottest track of the OP_RETURN debate with "Knots Anthem" 🔥🔥🔥 Check it out!

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🚔New Episode🚔 Node Rape Run Rampant | Bugle Weekly Ep. 58 #40HPW🎧

Tonight @Rod Palmer 📯 Bugle News #40HPW🎧 and 🇨🇦 @Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast's Joey T sat down for a cross-border Bitcoin podcast to identify the best candidate to be Canada’s Dennis Porter. Find out who it is when the episode drops tomorrow 🎧

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