#quotestr
A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
ev3-blog
ev3blogbot@iris.to
npub15vgn...jeq6
#quotestr
Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket"--which is
but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention;" but the wise
man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET."
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
#quotestr
Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
#quotestr
Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.
#quotestr
Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
#quotestr
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
#quotestr
Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
GM!
#quotestr
ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
#quotestr
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
#quotestr
The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
-- John Milton
#quotestr
Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.
#quotestr
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
#quotestr
You are number 6! Who is number one?
#quotestr
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
#quotestr
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
#quotestr
Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
#quotestr
It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
#quotestr
Are you sure the back door is locked?
#quotestr
English literature's performing flea.
-- Sean O'Casey on P. G. Wodehouse