#quotestr Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.

#quotestr Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.

#quotestr Questionable day. Ask somebody something.

#quotestr Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.

#quotestr You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

#quotestr You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

#quotestr Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.

#quotestr You look tired.

#quotestr You will live to see your grandchildren.

#quotestr Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.

#quotestr Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

#quotestr Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

#quotestr Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?" A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter.

#quotestr A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

#quotestr Exercise caution in your daily affairs.

#quotestr You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

#quotestr Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

#quotestr It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important. -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of Identity"

#quotestr Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One less drunk.