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A: The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Q: What was the greatest achievement in taxidermy?
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Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long
as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks
into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is
a matter of discretion.
-- Corwin, Prince of Amber
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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
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Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.
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question = ( to ) ? be : ! be;
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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You will be surprised by a loud noise.
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You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.
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Be careful! Is it classified?
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Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
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You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
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Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.
-- Mark Twain
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This night methinks is but the daylight sick.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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You have taken yourself too seriously.
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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?
A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
an eye on the two intellectuals.
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Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
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Make a wish, it might come true.
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You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain