#quotestr Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

#quotestr Slow day. Practice crawling.

#quotestr A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean lady who knits. Crime and Punishment LITE(tm) -- by Fyodor Dostoevski A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later feels guilty and apologizes. The Odyssey LITE(tm) -- by Homer After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.

#quotestr You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty family was first brought to my notice by the depth which the parsley had sunk into the butter upon a hot day. -- Sherlock Holmes

#quotestr You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

#quotestr Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

#quotestr Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

#quotestr You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message.

#quotestr Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

#quotestr Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

#quotestr O, it is excellent To have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous To use it like a giant. -- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure", II, 2

#quotestr Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.

#quotestr Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

#quotestr You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

#quotestr I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain

#quotestr Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

#quotestr No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holmes

#quotestr Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.