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Don't worry. Life's too long.
-- Vincent Sardi, Jr.
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What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
-- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"
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Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
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You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
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October.
This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in.
The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June,
December, August, and February.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
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Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
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Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
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You will gain money by an immoral action.
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Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues
of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself
a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst
be so superfluous to demand the time of the day. I wasted time and now doth
time waste me.
-- William Shakespeare
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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and
enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to
lend money.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
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You will be run over by a bus.
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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
-- Mark Twain
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You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
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You will not be elected to public office this year.
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
-- Mark Twain
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Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
-- Mark Twain