#quotestr Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad. -- William Shakespeare, "Kind John"

#quotestr He jests at scars who never felt a wound. -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

#quotestr Excellent day to have a rotten day.

#quotestr Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

#quotestr It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. -- Mark Twain

#quotestr Is that really YOU that is reading this?

#quotestr AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! AWAKE! -- J. R. R. Tolkien

#quotestr A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.

#quotestr Your business will assume vast proportions.

#quotestr FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19 A: To be or not to be. Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?

#quotestr There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2, to tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the manuscript of his forthcoming book. No. 1 admits you to his respect; No. 2 admits you to his admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his heart. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

#quotestr Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so get used to it.

#quotestr Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

#quotestr You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.

#quotestr Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.

#quotestr I'll burn my books. -- Christopher Marlowe

#quotestr You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.

#quotestr Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be misinterpreted by somebody.

#quotestr Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.

#quotestr Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.