I did not intend to trim off nearly all of my public hair today. Yet here we are now... Word to the wise. If you ever use a buzz clipper to trim your manly hedges and buy a special pubic hair blade. DO NOT FORGET to put on the numbered hair length attachment too.

What is with these auto replies lately from people that mimic your posts, but type back like they have been drinking all night on a booze binge in their responses? Do we have drunken AI bots now?

Does anyone have developer information on splitting zaps and/or lightning payments? I would like to learn how to automatically split payments received to a specific lightning address. To pay customizable percentage sat amounts to multiple people easily. #asknostr #bitcoin #lightning #nostr #zap

#legendarywisdom

Just ate 1 pound of grilled venison burgers. I think it is high time to include this meat in my weekly diet now. I feel fucking amazing and satisfied on a very primal masculine level. #legendarymeme

Has anyone seen, or heard from @The Marie ⚡️🦂 ? It's been awhile. Should we start sending out search parties in the land down under?

I fucking hate porn. Keep it off of Nostr. Stop playing with yourselves. Go have sex with actual real people. That is all...

I have been angry, depressed, and combatitive. Lacking the required energy and will to change the overall quality of my life. How does one overcome these challenges? #asknostr

Is the second not a requirement of the first? View quoted note →

Allow me to share an Epiphany I just had whilst watching a nature documentary right now... #legendarymeme

I watched your 30 minute video on youtube talking about yourself and how you got to be where you are today. You have lived a very interesting life! It was quite fascinating to listen to. Before you became quantum marry poppins. How did you get into life coaching and promote that as a successful business? @limitlesslaurel

Beta testing Misty Breez lightning wallet. Want to test out the submarine swap feature. Create electrum wallet to send sats to. Go to send 500 sats to the electrum wallet. 25,000 sats minimum to use submarine swap. 25 minutes of wasted time. I dont have a spare 25k sats to spare unless one of you are feeling particularly saucy with a fat zap for me to complete this experiment and post the results.