Real bitcoiners drink raw milk with their steak. Step up your game, anon.

What do you wanna bet that this is about to change?

Gf's mom's employer is a "hedge fund guy". That's all we know for sure. I just found out he sold "a LOT of gold to buy coin". Is gold at a plataeu while the corn is at a bottom? Are state players moving in? Is China about to dump a bunch of gold? Jury's out. Regardless, bullish.

I really think we should all zap @FLASH to show support. Man is about to be working overtime and has been a consistent staple of the nostr community. This is not a paid advertisement, I just find his work invaluable.

If you want to reassure your conviction in Bitcoin, fuck The Standard or reruns of podcasts. Read two chapters of Creature from Jekyll Island and take you a monumental sigh of relief. Hone your craft. Enjoy your coffee. Stay strapped, stack sats. GM☕

Seems pretty clear to me, bro. You don't like the power structure of the world? Give your life to Christ. Cuz aaaallll those bad people you don't like in the power structures of the planet are sacrificing children to Ba'al. And ya wanna know what? C'mere lemme tell ya sumn. *leans in close to whisper* It's working.

Today I fostered a tree from what will be Oracle's global headquarters. They may usher in the antichrist, but this lil fella is off to live his best life. Say hello, Elroy.