MTG spitting 🔥🔥🔥 🖕 the haters

*watches Nick Shirley's doc* Ok, tell me again how the EU Central Banks won't hold monies in treasry that are frequently used for fraud?

A late Merry Christmas to you and you and you. I invented a game this weekend. Step 1: Go to Aldi and get a bag of clementines (oranges, osage oranges are free and the property owner would probably appreciate you getting rid of them, apples, use your imagination, but clementines pop up well because they're lighter). 4 bags will run you about 12 bucks-what most people spend on targets for range day anyway. For us, 4 bags gave three people a solid 2 hours of fun. Precision shooters may need more fruit. Step 2: Find yourself an open range or field where you don't have to worry with SROs, fixed targets, all that jazz. You're gonna be aiming at the ground a lot, so go wherever you can do that. Step 3: Load out and get there. Bring frens. Step 4: The object of the game is kind of like 21 on a dart board. Fix a target score and aim accordingly, establish teams, shooting rotation, etc. 100 is pretty fun, but again, precision shooters might go to 1000. Pick your poison. Step 5: Toss your clementines down range. This negates the need for setting up targets, down range movements, makes the whole day safer, and you essentially never need to go cold. Step 6: Scoring is as follows (in our version, but again, get creative). If you shoot and the orange pops up in the air, 1 point. The orange peels, 3 points. The orange segments, looses chunks, 5 points. The orange explodes, 20 points. If the orange pops up in the air, and you hit it, x10 usual points. If it pops in the air and you explode it in air, winner winner chicken dinner. This was the most fun I've ever had at the range and I cannot recommend it enough. Be safe, have a fucking blast (you will), and as always GM☕

*hits a gym for the first time in his life* Holiday's over bitch. Get the fuck up and get the fuck after it. GM☕