*hits a gym for the first time in his life* Holiday's over bitch. Get the fuck up and get the fuck after it. GM☕

*scrolls* "Most people over 18 spend 90%of their time scrolling." Damn, that's crazy. *scrolls again"

@primal why do I have to press the home button, darg down to refresh and hit the "new posts" button to get to the top of the list? Why do you only show a comment at a time instead of loading the whole thread then need us to back back back back back back back? Why in global does it take an hour to load what @Amethyst loads in five minutes? All I want for Christmas is for you to suck less.

Peaceful protest is only effective against an adversary who recognizes and understands the value of peace. Against any other adversary, you might as well knit a blanket with a frying pan.

Sign it. Don't be a bitch. Do it now.

Change.org

Have you seen this petition yet?

Stand Up for Freedom: Pardon the Innocent Coders Jailed for Building Privacy Tools!

Gf brought me coffee and bacon in bed. Damnit. Now i have to get a ring. Enjoy the love in your life, anon. GM☕