well Frens i have made it to the Orlando place about an hour ago
and my PODS container made it here a few hours before me - haven't looked inside yet
this is obviously not the first time i am in Orlando but the difference is that this time i have VACATED the place in New Jersey
anything that was left behind was left behind for good
the drive went fairly smooth although i almost got killed 15 minutes before arriving when a nigger bitch changed lanes while i was in her blind spot but i managed to avoid contact
by "smooth" i mean i was never in a situation where i was falling asleep behind the wheel or my eyes couldn't focus anymore or any of that kind of stuff that can happen when you are pushing too hard by trying to cover as many miles as possible in one day ...
i ended up taking 4 days to drive. about 250-300 miles per day. every day i would leave at around 11 am and arrive at around 5 pm which was a very comfortable schedule and it's how i would recommend you do it as well unless you're still in your 20s and can do without things like rest or sleep ...
i was also waking up at 6 am every day ( alarm ) and going to sleep at around 9 pm, which gave me about 5 hours of time before the drive and another 4 after.
it worked really well. this is how you should do it.
most people try to cover about 600 miles per day to avoid paying for hotels but really the misery and the risk of dying aren't worth it.
just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
that said this obviously depends on how fast you pack. i was able to have breakfast TWICE, take a shit TWICE and shower TWICE each morning before getting out, which took a total of 5 hours but this is how i like to do it.
the benefit is by the time i arrived each day i was still not hungry, smelling fresh and not needing to take a shit until the next day.
could you wake up, pack in 15 minutes and then drive for 12 hours ? sure, but you would be taking a shit at some 7-Eleven along the way and you would arrive starving or have to eat along the way etc.
with my super duper plan for example today i just used a single bottle of spring water along the way from Savannah to Orlando. i didn't even bother having protein shakes along the way because i wasn't hungry at all.
how ? FIVE PLATES OF CHICKEN AND PORK across two breakfast sessions using the free hotel breakfast ... that shit keeps me full all the way until my arrival.
if the hotel breakfast is from 6 to 9 then i go twice - first at 6 and then at 9 and each time i eat fatty meats ( or eggs and cheese ) until full. if you load up like that you can then drive 300 miles without getting hungry.
it's genius !
i may have to switch to Embassy Suites because two days in a row i get a TV that isn't 4K
why am i paying for premium porn site then paying again for premium internet speed and then i have to watch porn in regular HD anyway ?
fucking bullshit ...
everything else in this Homewood Suites is fine but the TV sucks
i been avoiding Embassy Suites because Homewood is cheaper and has bigger kitchen but man 1080p TV in 2026 is insulting
i would never even buy a 4K TV myself. 8K only. but i want 4K in my hotel for my 4K porn.
here is an idea - instead of using timed light switches that don't work - just bill the customer for their electricity use and give me normal switches that work
of course people would not accept this because they would point out electricity is free in other hotels so it is a ripoff
nothing is ever free you cretins !
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this fucking hotel has too much pointless tech
to use the elevator you have to hold up your key card before you can select a floor
and of course several light switches have built in timers to save energy and the one in the bathroom doesn't work so i can't close the door while using the bathroom
not a huge issue when i am traveling alone but it could have been avoided if they used a normal light switch
i know it's the switch that is dead not the light. it worked once but now it doesn't do the "click" sound anymore and doesn't turn on. the light is LED and those last 20 years so i know it's not the light.
of course they couldn't use a normal light switch because pajeets and other subhumans would just leave the light on all the time.
just "settled in" ( until tomorrow morning that is ) into a Hotel in Washington DC
successfully streaming 4K porn ( from Faphouse ) to the TV over my long ass HDMI cable
the TV is a bit small for my liking though ... i am in "Homewood Suites" by Hilton ... i hear "Embassy Suites" got bigger TVs but "Homewood Suites" has a bigger kitchen ...
thus i am forced to choose between gluttony and gooning ...
i am also paying $4.95 for "premium" internet which ended up testing at 50 mbps LOL ... but actually as long as i can stream 4K it's all i need ...
all right i am signing off so i can pack my laptop in the car then i am driving down to Orlando ( with 4 stops along the way )
i already shipped a truck and two containers. basically just taking my laptop and tools in the car plus a change of clothes.
some items of very minor significance didn't fit in the last container such as my Little Giant multifunction ladder, my patton commercial 20" floor fan and my 15" JBL EON DJ speakers ... but that's OK. the speakers were pretty basic by my standards, i already bought a new ladder in Orlando and i have already shipped a larger 30" Air King fan ...
so this is the final move. i will NOT be coming back for any additional items. i will let my parents do what they want with whatever i left behind.
i already booked a hotel for tonight.
and if i die it was the Jews obviously
when i first learned about bitcoin ( which was around 2011 or so ) it was for cool people like me who ordered experimental psychedelic drugs online so we could do them with goth chicks at an industrial rave party
now bitcoin is for ugly incels who vote for Trump so he can establish a "strategic reserve" of meme tokens hoping that if they can pump the coin high enough a cute girl might want to date them because they are "successful"
instead crypto hoes just fleece them of their money and use it to travel to Jamaica to get gangbanged by Niggers