Bald barbers don’t know how to cut hair, water beds will make a comeback, and cable TV will replace bitcoin as the most important commodity money. You’ll see.

Garage Alert Level: High-ish

Everyone is talking about Biden. Stop it. Do something useful like hit up some garage sales and petition to unionize bitcoin.

Don’t miss out on our biggest sale of the year!

Did you know: The halving was designed to allow the world to heal by creating an incentive to force miners offline and therefore reduce carbon emissions. It’s basically the technological protocol equivalent to Punxsutawney Phil inducing a prolonged winter upon the world. Now you know the common ground shared by bitcoin and ground hogs.

Unionize Bitcoin!!!

Met a victim of severe domestic violence. Attempted murder. In witness protection. Critics say BTC/crypto doesn’t have a use case. This is a use case (would have to be non-kyc of course).

We’re starting a new food advocacy group.