It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is Long John Silver’s Appreciation Week. Let’s take some time to appreciate this great man’s restaurant. He brought sea food to America! 
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It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is Neti Pot Appreciation Week. Because your nose gets thirsty too! 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is October Awareness Appreciation Week. Be aware. It’s October. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is Private Equity Healthcare Appreciation Week. Healthcare should be decided in the boardroom not at the bedside. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is “Yeah the Problem Is” Appreciation Week. Don’t forget to use the phrase “yeah the problem is” to dominate and punctuate a conversation. This will demonstrate your “obvious” and “superior” intellect. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Tuesday Appreciation Week. We’d like to bring some awareness to Tuesday. Everyone complains about Monday but nobody says a word about Tuesday. What did Tuesday do to deserve such apathy? 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Woke Lifeguard Appreciation Week. Let’s appreciate that lifeguard who may or may not save your child depending on their gender, race, socioeconomic classification, and political affiliation. 
It’s Appreciations Week Month. Today we celebrate Food Guide Pyramid Appreciation Week. If you aren’t fat, frail, and under-muscled then you aren’t doing it right. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Boiled Bacon Appreciation Week. Common to many cultures, boiled bacon is unfortunately missing in the American cuisine repertoire. Customary to boil before sunrise and consume at sunset. Perfect for a romantic candlelight dinner. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Health Food Appreciation Week. Imagine how unhealthy our country would be without food that had 25 ingredients? Long words are healthy science. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Chicken Breast Appreciation Week. Nothing better than meat that tastes like sawdust. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Self Checkout Appreciation Week. Nothing more calming than using self checkout when doing bulk shopping at the grocery store. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Virtual Christmas Appreciation Week. Exercise and abundance of caution while air hugging grandma from afar and show the kids the gifts that they will get in the mail. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us in celebrating Emergency Use Authorization week. We’re all safer because of the abuse of emergency authorizations. One step closer to zero! 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us in celebrating Artificial Food Dye Appreciation Week. Marshmallows could not be white without Blue Dye No. 1 and Cheetos couldn’t be yellow without Red 40 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, & Yellow 5. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Internet neutrality will save the earth by reducing carbon emissions to net zero. Join us as we celebrate Net Neutrality Appreciation Week. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today we celebrate Toe Spring Appreciation Week. It’s important to celebrate non-physiologically necessary footwear configurations. 
We continue to celebrate Appreciation Week Month. Join us today as we celebrate Bigot Appreciation Week. Anything that can be gotten twice is worth appreciating for at least a week! 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us as we celebrate the appreciation week for this thingamabob. 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us as we celebrate carbon neutrality with Net Zero Appreciation Week! 