It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us as we celebrate carbon neutrality with Net Zero Appreciation Week! 
The Original Genuine Garage Door (★★★☆☆) 𝕏
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World’s only FDA approved garage door.
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It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us today as we celebrate Poison Ivy Appreciation Week. We appreciate Poison Ivy!!! 
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Join us as we celebrate Much Appreciation Week today. 
We kicked off Appreciation Week Month yesterday with Mailbox Appreciation Week. We continue today by celebrating Appreciation Appreciation Week. 
Join us in celebrating mailbox appreciation week! We’ll be celebrating with a pot luck and will be handing out blue and pink cigars outside the local mailbox factory. 
Is your mailbox fearful of rain? Our mailbox umbrella is the solution for a soggy mailbox. 
Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
I asked The Original Genuine Garage Door to upgrade my garage door to a rustic/vintage style. These dipwads rammed their truck into my door and destroyed it. 
Do you like a distressed/vintage style? Did you know that we can stop by and upgrade your untarnished garage door? It could be as simple as bumping into the door with our work van. Call for your consultation today. 
Garage door anatomy. 
Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
Our family photos are terrible. They took the picture during a nuclear test blast. 
Did you know that we take family photos? Are you tired of leaving your garage door out of your annual family photo sessions? Our semi-professional photographers can take the most adorbs family + garage door photo sessions. 
This is the gravity that pulls me closer and closer to bitcoin. View quoted note →
We remain apolitical but we have heard the cry from half of our customers.
Introducing: Waking Down.
A meditation app for right wingers. Same ole meditations being read by your favorite right wingers. 
Did you know (brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door):
The lyrics to Bush’s 1994 song Everything Zen say: “Should I fly to Los Angeles,
Find my psyhoe brother”
Did you know that the word psyhoe was used to indicate that Gavin’s brother was a psyhoe?
Public service announcement:
ATTENTION: Toddlers are killing our environment. Social credit system should be implemented.
Don’t forget our garage door and human colostrum BOGO sale this Labor Day weekend only! 
Labor Day Special. BOGO. Buy one garage door and you will receive a discount coupon for one bottle of our Decent Value human colostrum. Also, did you know that our colostrum will make your gut feel sturdy? 
As a drug company funded garage door company, we cannot agree more with this. A chance to cut is a chance to cure AND a chance to prescribe something for anything is a chance to treat. 
Always read the package insert and instructions. The product is a beard face trimmer. It’s not intended for trimming pubes. View quoted note →
Product Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
The beard trimmer is a piece of crap. It got stuck in my hair and I had to go to the emergency department to get it removed.
Achieve expert results with our cordless beard trimmer! 