notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Customer Review: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ My parent went to the Urgent Care Express and they sold them an easy cash loan to pay for the bill. They determined the loan amount before rendering medical services. They said it helps with the workup if they “know how much it will cost.” Scam.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Do you need cash at a prohibitive interest rate? Our fast cash loan service can help!

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Do you have a headache or a cold or some minor healthcare malady that can wait but must be seen at 11:30 pm (just because)? We can help. Come to our completely redundant (and lucrative…haha!) urgent care clinic.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Fitch downgraded the US to AA+ and the BBB downgraded The Original Genuine Garage Door to a BB+ from BBB.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Customer Review: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ I didn’t realize that termonucular (sp?) was just a guy with a sledge hammer.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Twitter is gone but it’s by design. The plan (the entire time) was to rebrand Twitter so that I could hard fork Nostr back into Twitter. Nostr users only want Fiat solutions so this makes the most sense. #nostrhardfork

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Are you worried about termites devouring your garage door? Well, we’ve got a product for you!

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Customer Review: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ I had their architect create a blueprint for my new garage build and this is the piece of crap that they sent me.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Our garage architect can do a top notch blueprint for you! #garagestrong

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Team building makes us “Garage Strong!” #garagestrong

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Our kitchen division is “Appliance Garage Strong!” 💪

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

We are “Garage Strong!”

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Introducing: The Appliance Garage Door. Brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door. We are your kitchen solution.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Introducing: The Appliance Garage Door. Brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door. We are your kitchen solution.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

Ok. I was wrong. Pretty certain that the world will end at block 900,000.

notagaragedoor 2 years ago

The world is ending at 800,000. You heard it here first.