The world is ending at 800,000. You heard it here first.

Customer Review: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ I spent $10,000 and won 10 free months of their butler service. The guy was so tall he couldn’t fit in the garage. Plus, he scared the heck out of my kids and animals. I felt so bad for him that I got him an appointment with my endocrinologist.

Over my dead body.

Timely Reminder: Aliens use flamethrowers and our used (no-flood) garage doors are flamethrower resistant. Therefore, our garage doors are alien resistant.

It’s alive!

Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System

Federal Reserve announces that its new system for instant payments, the FedNow® Service, is now live

The Federal Reserve on Thursday announced that its new system for instant payments, the FedNow ® Service, is now live. Banks and credit unions...

Notice: Temporary propane garage door openers are unavailable. This will only interrupt temporary rental car garage door installation. (Note: We will continue to offer temporary rental car garages with manual garage doors.)

Notice: Our catering service is unavailable right now. We won’t be able to cater any romantic garage candlelight dinners for the next 2 months. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Customer Review: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ I rented my dream garage with GRBO. It was exquisite. They even put a bottle of Cristal in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, the bowl of brown M&Ms was a deal breaker. They should have read my contract.

Don’t miss out on your renting your dream garage! The Original Genuine Garage Door has decided that the competition isn’t capable of handling garage rental the way our customers would like. We’re launching Garage Rental by Owner (i.e., GRBO).

Want to experience your dream garage without owning it? Did you know that you can rent someone else’s garage on VRBO? Our travel agents can help with that.

We’ve decided to eliminate the manager position and hire an assistant manager to manage our company.

Are you tired of your old cash? Would you like a clunker? We can help!