Corporate has requested that we “occasionally”use garage doors that have been harvested from homes that have experienced a flood. They foresee maintaining a strong 3/5 star rating. We now offer used, no flood (“unless specifically requested”), garage doors, made in England.

Pool season can be any season when we install a heated pool in your garage! 1-800-garage-door

Sit or stand? Our plumbing division can install the used, no-flood, hot water, toilet (or urinal) of your choice. Deal of the Day: Free, used, no-flood, urinal cakes if you order a pallet of toilets or urinals.

Do you own a garage? Then we have just the thing for you! Get your used (no flood unless specifically requested) hospital curtain installed today. Soiled curtain? Ask about our laundry services.

The Original Genuine Garage Door has been ordered (by Royal Decree) to submit our management hierarchy. We have produced this (to the best of our recollection). It’s always possible that we “misremembered” a few things.

Poppy needs a tennis bracelet. The Original Genuine Garage Door will order you a custom piece of jewelry that your dad-like relative will probably enjoy.

Our sketch artists can help design the garage door of your dreams.

Proof of work.

Twilight Consultants arrived to assess Ovation’s operations at the South Pole. However, things didn’t go as planned. We knew something was off when they pulled out their stethoscopes. Turns out, Twilight Consultants are an anesthesia consulting if firm. Oops!

The Original Genuine Garage Door (brought to you Excelsior (powered by Ovation (brought to you by Pfizer)))) would like to welcome Twilight Consultants to the team. Excelsior has brought them on board to assess the inefficiencies with the call center move to the South Pole.

Rock solid advice of the day (Brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door (brought to you Excelsior (powered by Ovation (brought to you by Pfizer)))): “Put it in a paper bag, wait 3 days, and then you can wear it again.”

Customer Review: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ Their company sucks so bad that they won’t even let you give zero stars. I tried a virtual installation (Powered by Ovation, Brought to you by Excelsior (Pfizer)) and it buffered the entire time. This company sucks ass!

The virtual installation call center (Powered by Ovation) decided to forgo their ties to Old Navy. Expect service interruptions as they move their new call center to the South Pole. The Original Genuine Garage Door team (Brought to you by Excelsior) appreciates your patience.

This is breaking my own posting protocol but it’s for a good cause (plus the people of Nostr have lightning in their hands!). The Kansas City Bitcoin meetup is hosting their 3rd annual block party and they could use some help raising funds. So, consider checking out their Geyser Fund link below (it works with lightning) or at least share it if you have a wide reach. Thanks!

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