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allen 1 month ago
it’s getting to the point I want to tweet something about the UK that would get me imprisoned pretty much every single day. of course I can’t post these things here either, but I’m at least more comfortable to say that if you see me in person any time soon and you are curious about the literal controlled demolition of the greatest civilisation in history, buy me a drink and we’ll see how wrongthinky I feel.
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allen 2 months ago
there’s a nonzero chance nostr becomes the comms layer of resistance to the British state. they are firing through censorship decrees faster than you can cut a native’s head off over here.
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allen 4 months ago
Take off the fake deep, take off the fake woke, take off the, "I'm broke, I care" Take off the gossip, take off the new logic that if I'm rich, I'm rare Take off the Chanel, take off the Dolce, take off the Birkin bag Take all that designer bullshit off, and what do you have?
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allen 6 months ago
teacher: “what is a number?” student: “a number is a connected component of the terminal sub-bicategory of the 2-category of finitary endofunctors on the-“ [teacher shoots student in the face. the rest of the class is frozen in shock and fear.] teacher: “anybody else? what is a number?”
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allen 6 months ago
honestly can’t stand people who say “the calculus”. I don’t think there is anything in bitcoin that annoys me this much …
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allen 7 months ago
you can actually just ignore the current thing
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allen 8 months ago
GUYS GUYS GUYS Eric Weinstein is back on the bird app talking shit about bitcoin. @HODL, can you please tell the story about him now? you know … THE story? 😜
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allen 8 months ago
what is the purpose of the p2p relay network? genuinely interested in any and all sincere suggestions …
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allen 9 months ago
put a banana in your ear. few.
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allen 9 months ago
I think we should call op codes spells. “bitcoin has enough spells” or “bitcoin needs more spells” both hit harder no matter which side you take.
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allen 9 months ago
“Florence” may be the only word in English that actually sounds nicer than the Italian …
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allen 9 months ago
do ballerinas have good job security or nah?
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allen 10 months ago
“saving private buyin” is a genius tagline for a p2p bitcoin exchange, I’m amazed nobody has used it yet.
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allen 10 months ago
fiat sucks, lightning is magic image
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allen 10 months ago
imagine how advanced our civilisation would be if he had been using base 12 this whole time …
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allen 11 months ago
please shill me your favourite essayists and, even better, collections of essays as books.