Okay guys, who is going to tell him where the servers are?

How many more products will Saylor cook up and promote with AI slop videos? The limit does not exist. Yeah, i'll stick to my hard capped corn thanks!

Me back when I was on Twitter monitoring the situation: Haha! HFSP shitcoiner

Those who couldn't take the L and put it on their balance sheet will spend their time trying to FUD it and by all means Google, go ahead and take it on! The plebs keep stacking!

Mashable

Bitcoin gets new expiration date thanks to Google researchers

Bitcoin needs to fix this in the next three years.

How #BItcoin podcasters felt starting a podcast from 2025 onward, so glad that bubble popped! lol Ya'll got nothing to talk about just waiting to get Lyn and Jeff back for another yap sesh! Time to retire the pod lads!

Okay, cool your quantum computer can hit some random ass benchmark test, very nice, now let's see it applied to any practical application. Can it even run Doom?

The egg bull market is so over, those who bought eggs at the top in 2025 are absolutely rekt!

Iran about to stack sats in a major way, $1 a barrel toll paid in Bitcoin is a 20 million daily DCA! Better front run and act accordingly! https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5821752-iran-ship-toll-cryptocurrency-strait-hormuz/

Your foid having to watch her friends go on holiday and travel regularly while you stack sats

My view from the moon once we hit the next bull cycle!

Gold on track for a monthly decline of 14.6%, I thought this was the flight to safety trade or are the fiat gains too much to resist and you no longer need safety?

Gold on track for worst month since 2008 as Iran war enters its fifth week

Gold edged higher on Tuesday morning, but the metal remained on course to notch its biggest monthly decline in almost 17 years. By 3:30 a.m. ET, U....

AI shills like to shout about the coming deflationary gains from the technology and that the massive layout in capex But the cost of tokens are going up, like they just realised inflation is a thing!

Anthropic accidentally leaked part of the internal source code for Claude Code and they've tried to manage the fall out, while Satoshi leaked the entire Bitcoin project to the world and said try and stop me!

CNBC

Anthropic leaks part of Claude Code's internal source code

Claude Code has seen massive adoption over the last year, and its run-rate revenue had swelled to more than $2.5 billion as of February.

Bhutan 🇧🇹 reduces it's Bitcoin holdings, wonder what they plan on building or is it for debt servicing? Anyhoo, not a bad place to be in after monetising surplus electricity, they're still far ahead of any other nation state that built their reserves on confiscation

Bhutan Cuts Bitcoin Reserves by 60% – Will It Sell the Entire BTC Stockpile?

Them: If #Bitcoin is an inflation hedge why isn't it going up? Me:

That's a lot of money going short Bitcoin and i'm loving it Bitcoin is now bigger than the 15th biggest stonk market, in the Swedes Still another 14 more to flip! 01. 🇺🇸 United States — (~$69T) 02. 🇨🇳 China — (~$11T) 03. 🇯🇵 Japan — (~$6.6T) 04. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong — (~$4.6T) 05. 🇮🇳 India — (~$4.4T) 06. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom — (~$4.3T) 07. 🇨🇦 Canada — (~$3.1T) 08. 🇩🇪 Germany — (~$2.3T) 09. 🇫🇷 France — (~$2.3T) 10. 🇨🇭 Switzerland — (~$2.1T) 11. 🇦🇺 Australia — (~$1.9T) 12. 🇰🇷 South Korea — (~$1.8T) 13. 🇳🇱 Netherlands — (~$1.7T) 14. 🇹🇼 Taiwan — (~$1.5–2.4T)

Satoshi if he ever comes back from moving on to better things

Them: You're so lucky you got into Bitcoin early on Me:

Bitcoin CEO hires average plebs with Raspberry Pi's to verify transactions and audit hodlings https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/27/tether-hires-kpmg-for-usdt-audit-brings-in-pwc-as-it-gears-up-for-u-s-expansion