Okay, cool your quantum computer can hit some random ass benchmark test, very nice, now let's see it applied to any practical application. Can it even run Doom?

The egg bull market is so over, those who bought eggs at the top in 2025 are absolutely rekt!

Iran about to stack sats in a major way, $1 a barrel toll paid in Bitcoin is a 20 million daily DCA! Better front run and act accordingly! https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5821752-iran-ship-toll-cryptocurrency-strait-hormuz/

Your foid having to watch her friends go on holiday and travel regularly while you stack sats

My view from the moon once we hit the next bull cycle!

Gold on track for a monthly decline of 14.6%, I thought this was the flight to safety trade or are the fiat gains too much to resist and you no longer need safety?

Gold on track for worst month since 2008 as Iran war enters its fifth week

Gold edged higher on Tuesday morning, but the metal remained on course to notch its biggest monthly decline in almost 17 years. By 3:30 a.m. ET, U....

AI shills like to shout about the coming deflationary gains from the technology and that the massive layout in capex But the cost of tokens are going up, like they just realised inflation is a thing!

Anthropic accidentally leaked part of the internal source code for Claude Code and they've tried to manage the fall out, while Satoshi leaked the entire Bitcoin project to the world and said try and stop me!

CNBC

Anthropic leaks part of Claude Code's internal source code

Claude Code has seen massive adoption over the last year, and its run-rate revenue had swelled to more than $2.5 billion as of February.

Bhutan 🇧🇹 reduces it's Bitcoin holdings, wonder what they plan on building or is it for debt servicing? Anyhoo, not a bad place to be in after monetising surplus electricity, they're still far ahead of any other nation state that built their reserves on confiscation

Bhutan Cuts Bitcoin Reserves by 60% – Will It Sell the Entire BTC Stockpile?

Them: If #Bitcoin is an inflation hedge why isn't it going up? Me:

That's a lot of money going short Bitcoin and i'm loving it Bitcoin is now bigger than the 15th biggest stonk market, in the Swedes Still another 14 more to flip! 01. 🇺🇸 United States — (~$69T) 02. 🇨🇳 China — (~$11T) 03. 🇯🇵 Japan — (~$6.6T) 04. 🇭🇰 Hong Kong — (~$4.6T) 05. 🇮🇳 India — (~$4.4T) 06. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom — (~$4.3T) 07. 🇨🇦 Canada — (~$3.1T) 08. 🇩🇪 Germany — (~$2.3T) 09. 🇫🇷 France — (~$2.3T) 10. 🇨🇭 Switzerland — (~$2.1T) 11. 🇦🇺 Australia — (~$1.9T) 12. 🇰🇷 South Korea — (~$1.8T) 13. 🇳🇱 Netherlands — (~$1.7T) 14. 🇹🇼 Taiwan — (~$1.5–2.4T)

Satoshi if he ever comes back from moving on to better things

Them: You're so lucky you got into Bitcoin early on Me:

Bitcoin CEO hires average plebs with Raspberry Pi's to verify transactions and audit hodlings

Tether hires KPMG for USDT audit, brings in PwC as it gears up for U.S. expansion

Tether has hired KPMG to audit its dollar-pegged stablecoin USDT, according to FT.

Is it just me or is AI a centralising force that just makes for one hell of a juicy exploit that could ruin companies to the tune of billions?

Compromised litellm PyPI Package Exposes AI Systems

Compromised litellm PyPI versions delivered a multi-stage credential stealer, exposing AI pipelines and cloud secrets in a targeted supply chain at...

Make all sims use a seed phrase or Nsec and end sim swap attacks! Simple as!

Cape

Product Feature: SIM Swap Protection - Cape

Traditional carriers rely on insecure and hackable usernames and passwords. Cape replaces them with digital signatures, providing advanced cryptogr...

OpenAI has shut down #sora, have we reached peak slop yet? I know this tool was burning $15 Million Per Day and reports state that it cost them over $5 billion annually and didn't gain many paid users! Could have just stacked sats instead of staking slop

NBC News

OpenAI shutting down Sora video-generating app

Disney's deal with OpenAI, which the companies struck in December, will be dissolved.

Looks like the boomers are keen to cash in but they're not realising no one's going to overpay for their stock. No thanks, you can keep it :)

We think Bitcoin is dangerous and it's a ponzi So stay within our ponzi so that we can drain you dry instead

Where is your personal fiat mining operation situated?