Bitcoin CEO hires average plebs with Raspberry Pi's to verify transactions and audit hodlings
https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/27/tether-hires-kpmg-for-usdt-audit-brings-in-pwc-as-it-gears-up-for-u-s-expansion
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Is it just me or is AI a centralising force that just makes for one hell of a juicy exploit that could ruin companies to the tune of billions?


Compromised litellm PyPI Package Exposes AI Systems
Compromised litellm PyPI versions delivered a multi-stage credential stealer, exposing AI pipelines and cloud secrets in a targeted supply chain at...
Make all sims use a seed phrase or Nsec and end sim swap attacks! Simple as!


Cape
Product Feature:
SIM Swap Protection - Cape
Traditional carriers rely on insecure and hackable usernames and passwords. Cape replaces them with digital signatures, providing advanced cryptogr...
OpenAI has shut down #sora, have we reached peak slop yet? I know this tool was burning $15 Million Per Day and reports state that it cost them over $5 billion annually and didn't gain many paid users!
Could have just stacked sats instead of staking slop


NBC News
OpenAI shutting down Sora video-generating app
Disney's deal with OpenAI, which the companies struck in December, will be dissolved.
The only trading that I am doing, and you best believe there's going to be a gamma squeese


If you're using an old iPhone or haven't upgraded your iPhone and you have a wallet on your phone, might be time to move those funds


Protos
Google warns over 200 million iPhone crypto wallets at risk
Google has warned that over 200M iPhones face multiple zero-day exploits that specifically target mobile crypto wallets.
Rename your company to Meta, launch a metaverse for 200 000 active users, spend $80 billion to develop and maintain, make no money, pivot to AI/LLMs
Imagine what the nostr ecosystem could build with even 1% of that investment


CNBC
Meta is shutting down VR social platform Horizon Worlds in further pivot away from the metaverse
Meta is scaling back its metaverse focus, cutting studios and head count at Reality Labs to prioritize artificial intelligence.
Yet another example of everyone wants your #Bitcoin, especially if you have over 2000 of those bad boys. Hot damn, remember kids always set up your seed phrase in a dimly lit room and lean over the signing device and work with your back to the wall
Switch off the electricty in the house so all cameras and listening devices are offline and trust no one!


Cointelegraph
UK Man Accuses Wife of Stealing 2,323 Bitcoin After Filming Seed Phrase
NOW: A UK man has accused his estranged wife of using CCTV footage to capture his Trezor seed phrase and steal 2,323 Bitcoin, worth over $176 million.
Member Magic Eden? Neither do I but apparently it was one of the largest #Ordinals marketplaces
So markets do become rational eventually don't they? Nature is healing!
All your JPEGS, JSON FIles and Rare sat nonsense completely devastated
Magic Eden Shuts Down Bitcoin and EVM NFT Markets – Here Is Why It’s Refocusing on Solana – BlockNews
Looks like the boomers are keen to cash in but they're not realising no one's going to overpay for their stock.
No thanks, you can keep it :)


I'm seeing some buzz around Zero Human Companies (ZHC) on Twitter lately and a lot of no skill/low skill NFT like hype around anyone can do it and make money PR coverage
Will there be outliers? Perhaps but the exception does not disprove the rule, the vast majority of ZHC will be scams


The Bitcoin Manual
What Are Zero Human Companies? - The Bitcoin Manual
Zero Human Companies (ZHCs) are businesses that operate entirely on autonomous AI agents to manage operations, marketing, sales, and software devel...
I log on and decide to check out social media and all I see is Iran, this Israel that
And while I don't know all that much about geopolitics, what I do know is Iran out of fiat to buy more #bitcoin and i'm working hard to my next fiat ration airdrop but the struggle Israel


Same price, different perception!
Funny part is 2026, $70 000 is not even equal to $70 000 2024 prices


We think Bitcoin is dangerous and it's a ponzi
So stay within our ponzi so that we can drain you dry instead


Bluesky CEO steps down, nostr CEO refuses to budge!


TechCrunch
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber steps down | TechCrunch
Graber explained that, as a more mature company, Bluesky needs a "seasoned operator focused on scaling and execution." Graber said she feels better...
Central banks: We've got inflation under control, we will continue to cut rates
Oil hits $118 a barrel on Monday already
Inflation:


ETFs are easier to custody bro, just buy paper Bitcoin bro.
Yeah right, #Blackrock blocks withdrawls on its private credit products, what makes you think they won't do it with their Bitcoin products?
Last time I checked, i still had access to my private keys and nothing stopping me from spending


European Business Magazine
BlackRock Just Locked Investor Money — and the Private Credit Boom Is Starting to Crack
BlackRock restrictions are exposing cracks in the booming private credit market — and investors are paying attention.
In 2026, the 20 millionth Bitcoin will be released into circulation! Going to be a 110+ year scrap and scramble for the next million coins!
Act accordingly!


Was all the quantum fud just a PR move to get people to use Liquid network block space? lol! Bitcoin's unofficial testnet deploys a new smart contract with quantum-resistant transactions.
So you're safe from quantum, as long as the underlying liquid backed multi-sig doesn't rug!


Blockstream
Blockstream Research Demonstrates Quantum-Resistant Transaction Signing on Liquid Using Simplicity Smart Contracts
Blockstream Research has successfully deployed post-quantum signature verification on the Liquid Network using Simplicity, enabling users to protec...
Wikipedia editors aren't playing around when it comes to monitoring the situation

