Bitcoin Core v30 has been released! Let the games begin!

The last thing my phone screen sees after I smash buy the dip

Me walking into the showroom to let them know they'll need to cancel the order, I'm back to being pre-rich again!

Fiat is ripping 7.5% up, dump your bags while you can!

Ladies preparing to bag a husband at the next Bitcoin conference!

I really thought nostr would be popping when Bitcoin reached $100k and almost a year later no pop in sight! Oh boy was I wrong, I guess

How many sats are you stacking each month with this kind of fiat mining setup?

Inflation is getting so bad, they've decided to remove the labour component of burger assembly and push it onto the consumer! You will IKEA everything and you will be happy!

"time locking your Bitcoin, that's stupid, so you're telling me even though it's hit an all time high, you can't even spend it so we can go on holiday?"

It's a quiet Saturady and I'm in a good mental space to do perform some on-chain work! Booted up the Jade this morning, moved some corn 🌽 🌽 into cold storage 🧊 and paid 1 sat per vbyte. 208 sats in fees to secure my future, is a bargain!