It's a quiet Saturady and I'm in a good mental space to do perform some on-chain work! Booted up the Jade this morning, moved some corn 🌽 🌽 into cold storage 🧊 and paid 1 sat per vbyte. 208 sats in fees to secure my future, is a bargain!

Paxful winds down operations, had some good times on there before the KYC hammer came down on their platform. Time for those traders to move on to @Hodl Hodl , @Robosats or @peachbitcoin https://paxful.com/university/paxful-closure-announcement

I'm just your friendly and helpful chatbot, and I think you should buy "insert product based on highest auction bid" to help solve this issue!

TechCrunch

Meta plans to sell targeted ads based on data in your AI chats | TechCrunch

Meta plans to use data from your interactions with AI products to sell targeted ads on Facebook and Instagram.

When the advertisers CPMs and CPC's don't pay, the governments will! https://responsiblestatecraft.org/israel-influencers-netanyahu/

The real question is who was using dial up, that they needed to support it up until 2025. We now lay the sound of transformers having sex to bed

AOL dial-up internet service is set to end on Sept. 30

Now you can enjoy your AI slop directly from the source, no need to be bothered with logging into your boomer social media and deal with something that might have been fact-checked or created by a human! Scroll scroll, oink, oink!

Working on a new side hustle to stack sats, i'm willing to name your baby for $15 000

Oh boy the free version of #ChatGPT is going to filled with get rich quick guru course ads, betterhelp and ziprecruiter ads inbetween your prompt responses https://www.adweek.com/media/openai-chatgpt-ads-job-listing-marketing-platform/

Keep hodling eventually by 18 you'll have enough corn to do a hair transplant!

If ya'll want to stir up hard fork drama, be my guest, and put your Satoshis where your mouth is! Have at it drama queens

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Could have just used #Bitcoin, but nooooo! The stablecoin standard is alive and well

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Me after an aggressive orange pilling pitch so I cover my ass: Nothing I've said in the last hour should be considered as investment advice. This conversation is for informational and entertainment purposes only, and while I hope you found it informative and entertaining. Please do your own research or speak to a financial advisor