Woke up this morning and I was about to have a good day and GM everyone then it hit me, I don't have enough Bitcoin!

These sat prices are redonk!

If you want to get paid in Bitcoin, make Bitcoin denominated invoices. nuff said

Flash

(✨NEW) Invoice clients in Bitcoin — Easy and 100% free • Flash

So your client wants to pay you in Bitcoin. Great — until it’s not. You try pasting a BTC address into an email. Or you generate a QR code with...

New rug pull just dropped! You can keep putting spot ETFs and MSTR in your retirement account but they'll be coming for it eventually Self custody is your only protection

the Guardian

Should young Australians be worried about Labor’s superannuation tax changes?

The government wants to double the earnings tax on balances above $3m. How will young workers be affected?

Buy our wrapped Bitcoin bro, aBTC bro you can earn yield on it bro Up until we get hacked and lose everyones funds, but you can all relax, everyone will get their money back 100%....in USDC You can't make this stuff up 😂 😂 😂 😂

Member when Elon tried to trim $2 trillion (current Bitcoin market size) off the annual budget and gave up after hitting the wall on $175 billion? Because nothing stops this train, BBB is the first of many mo money printing rounds

Coinbase announces they're using AI to fix account restrictions Me restricting myself from my wallet via sheer will power and a love for the tech

Every time I see a report of a solo miner winning a block I am totally gassed for that person, like well and truly happy for them Keep it going lads and ladies! Stick it to the big boys

Cointelegraph

Solo Bitcoin Miner Wins $330K Block as Difficulty Hits Record 126.98T

A solo Bitcoin miner earned $330K after solving block 899,826, a rare feat as network difficulty reached an all-time high of 126.98 trillion.

Looks like Hooters is going tits up!

Hoodline

Hooters Shuts Down Multiple Restaurants Nationwide Following Bankruptcy Filing

Hooters has closed multiple restaurants after a bankruptcy declaration, shifting towards a franchise-based model and selling company-owned location...

Right on schedule lads, the paper Bitcoin leverage is starting to pile up! Nothing stops this train but there will be a few carriages that derail along the way

Ledger Insights - blockchain for enterprise

Report: JP Morgan to accept Bitcoin ETF collateral despite Basel crypto rules - Ledger Insights - blockchain for enterprise

While JP Morgan's CEO Jamie Dimon is notoriously a crypto skeptic, Bloomberg reported (citing sources) that the bank will begin accepting bitc...

No more picking up pennies infront of steamrollers, no more picking up pennies for good luck, no more tossing pennies into a fountain to make a wish Inflation claims yet another victim

Kiplinger

Farewell to the Penny: US Treasury Ends Production of One Cent Coin

After more than 200 years, the U.S. bids adieu to the penny, citing high production costs and shifting economic practices.

The next generation of kids realising they're going to get the crappiest grandmas in history who can't make you a special treat or your favourite food, she has to UberEats you something She can't knit you a sweater or cap, you'll reluctantly wear but learn to love, you get cheap crap from Temu or Shein

When she tells me we should go to Bali for 6 weeks and I say sure, but we each cover our own expenses. My money is my money Your money is your money

Them: Remember when nostr badges was a thing? Me: