Asians win on spoons, but chopsticks are inferior utensils to the knife and fork. So much more utility in a blade/scraper in one hand, and prongs/scoop in the other than just one-handing a pair of long sticks. But I will say the etiquette surrounding silverware is an abomination. Literally it was just rich and bored aristocrats coming up with new social norms to separate themselves from plebs who didn’t know their made up rules; we should let those rules die. View quoted note →

@semisol has never seen a bowl of cornflakes he didn’t want to take a gigantic shit in. I love curmudgeons like that. This bastard will sharpen your steel unlike anyone else, and we’re lucky to have him! View quoted note →

“These knives, destroy lives” - Premier of Victoria selling her machete amnesty disposal bins via the M5M. 1.7K replies on her video with just 267 likes. They’re not selling it very well.. View quoted note →

#Nostr is 4chan for 37 year olds

Having just returned from Dubai, I can confirm this is a massive psyop. I’d never heard of “Dubai chocolate” before and now it’s everywhere there as though they’re world famous for chocolate..

Victoria now has machete amnesty disposal boxes. View quoted note →

In 2013, the verification can meme was the dystopian dreaded future for internet natives. Turns out we didn’t have to worry about Megacorps controlling access to the internet with insane ad integrations (Sony actually has the verification can patent and never used it). No, it was Governments who are terrified of the people they represent, all along!

Lucky for some, 13 View quoted note →

The #Maldives combined armed forces precession, preparing for Indian Prime Minister Modi’s arrival for the opening of Male’s new airport, around the corner from the President’s residence. I have a plan, just need 100 guys…

Bypass government imposed facial recognition to access the internet with video game, Death Stranding

PC Gamer

Brits can get around Discord

The UK

People will eventually come to #nostr when they get badly burned from legacy KYC systems backfiring on them and there’s enough utility across the protocol to keep them. The feminists who used Tea app probably won’t be learning any lessons whatsoever so don’t expect them here, but once normies get burned en masse they’re going to look for identity systems that don’t risk getting them killed.

People will watch this and laugh at the Aussie larrikin swearing. The problem is, his message is completely serious and falling on deaf ears. #AUStriches are staring down the barrel of major energy issues but ideology is blinding people to them so nothing is being done to fix them. This stuff takes YEARS of advance planning, by the time end users see the problems it’s YEARS to even try to fix them and in the meantime it all gets worse. View quoted note →

This is how you take down OF and stop this degeneracy ever happening again. Spin up hundreds of these, take everything from behind the paywall once, publish it all free (cutting off the girl’s revenues), and charge a fortune for anyone involved to ever erase their past. View quoted note →

Business idea: Archive service for OnlyFans - ensure *all* content posted is stored, and charge exorbitant fees on takedown requests when thots want to delete their profiles to bury the past.

Councillor Nathalie Bienfait from the Green Party, representing the Bow West ward, is giving her spiel about why the UK needs to protect immigrants fleeing the climate crisis her country perpetuated when suddenly, for the first time in her life, she’s confronted by a constituent earnestly, and she realises she’s just flesh and bone and actually in danger.. It’s still early, but I can see guillotines on the horizon.

This is who the boss bitches below are in opposition to… (HECS is #AUStriches student loans scheme) As I said, good luck with it.. View quoted note →

#AUStriches - good luck with it all