An offer for corporate America: If you pump my assets fast enough, I won't try to get paid more by helping a local business gain more independence from fuckhole corporate sites like eBay that they rely on. I'm not saying which local business, but corporate America should have the data to know exactly what I'm talking about.

Reminder: I posted about how I started buying the tech stock bubble very late, past few months in fact, because I realized Moore's Law was only applying to stock value. 1 dollar is supposed to get you 2x computing power every 18 months, but that's obviously not happening anymore. With that broken, 1 Bitcoin is supposed to get you 2x computing power on average roughly every 18 months, but it doesn't look like that's happening either. With that broken, I'm supposed to just be DONE giving into the temptation to upgrade my computer EVER AGAIN. I've waited way too long to join the "bubble" because I went all in on this "never again" theory, and it was a mistake. I'm probably still going to be tempted at least 1 more time in my life, and I took too long to admit that. So this is my remaining option: 1 share of AMD seems to get you about 2x computing power on average every 18 months, or close enough. I bought and sold AMD when it was dirt cheap, never bought it again because it's a fucked up military industrial complex company, but now these retard markets have pressed me to join in pumping the bubble. While it's risky to explain future plans as a trader, I'll also share: I intend to treat it as a quick pump and dump. Hold until it goes up enough, sell enough to get back a little more in Bitcoin than I put in (or AT LEAST more in dollars), and keep the leftover bit to fund any computer hardware I need in the future. NONE OF THIS IS ADVICE. If you want my advice, I RECOMMEND being better than me at resisting the temptation to ever upgrade your computer again without Moore's Law.

It would be so lit if the robot revolution turned out to be the robots taking the wildlife's side against the majority of humans, not taking the side of lifelessness vs all life

Denialist retard spam, on any topic, reminds me to hope spraying MORE shit in the air doesn't buy us too much more time before pollution starts killing everyone around me. But it also increasingly feels like this already took too long to leave any survivors.

The groundhog that lives in the yard here is huge. I think I might have to send a video of him to the local university in case he's the largest groundhog ever documented

Who would get more zaps on nostr, Barack or Michelle Obama?

Might start a brand of bottled drinking water called "Instant Mashed Potatoes - just add mashed potato!"

Being productive scares the fuck out of me because I feel as likely to be killed for my work as rewarded. This is why moving to France and working in a kitchen would feel like a relaxing way to retire. I'm not likely to be killed for mopping a floor or stirring a soup.

The Chinese literally invented restaurants

So Cake Wallet team has time to make a honeypot messaging app, but not enough time to put an actual wallet app on F-Droid If you don't understand what I'm saying, I think you're ngmi

A post, probably meaningless to anyone else, for me to come back to later when I need the info - The time I had my info wrong explaining Posadism / Posadas to Digit, where I think she might have partly gotten the idea that I'm a liar, I think I've figured out what my mistake was. I think Che Guevara and Fidel Castro at one point supported Posadism, and my brain somewhere along the way mixed up memories, lumped together under "communist historic figures other than Marx." Or I might still have this wrong. Previously, when I first noticed the mistake in my old screenshots of conversations with Digit, I thought I was probably just parroting some dumb MAGA propaganda from when I supported Trump. I guess that's still possible, but after realizing the Che Guevara / Fidel Castro thing, this "other than Marx" memory glitch seems more likely.

As far as I know - True: Paris exists True: there's probably nothing stopping a rat from becoming a professional chef if it has the passion for cooking False: you can actually find a rat with that passion for cooking