This is an actual paper from an actual Chinaman. Those poor bastards.

Cons of Lula's obvious election fraud: communism will descend upon Brazil for decades, misery and squalor will creep across the last sections of the country that aren't ruined yet. Pros: Glenn Greenwald will be free to start fucking favela boys to death again.

Now that I am obese I feel a spiritual connection with this fat racoon stuck in a sewer grate.

No, I am not Lermontov, I am another, sickly and overeducated, a stranger to my kin Like him, a wanderer persecuted by the world but with the soul of an Injun savage, the gaze of a Mennonite watchmaker, and the heart of Presbyterian horse thief. I began later and won't bother to finish. A dreamer, unlike the poet pouring balm, my organs can only vex and diminish. In my soul, as in the metropolitan hive Calhoun's rat fails to thrive. Who in the brutalist towers read my notes? Who will tell my old friends I wrote? I'll try smoke signals with VG vapor. If not, I will ship samizdat on toilet paper written with the blood of our enemies.

[SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] GOOD LORD! What is happening in there? [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] The Holocaust. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] The Holocaust? After the fall of the third reich! At this time of day! Not even in Germany! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!? [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] Yes. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] I suppose that's no less plausible than the claims about cremation I've already read.

Is there a way in Amethyst I am missing to hide boosts and likes/reacts from my notifications column? I only want to see actual conversation.

Wow. So libtards are telling me that the former Senator for South Carolina is a homosexual. I am stunned at this revelation. Nobody would have ever guessed this. The real tragedy of this is that the platonic dear friend and roommate he lived with for 50 years, Warren Mowry, is now going to be assumed to be gay.

Excuse me, gang rapist? I believe rape is a sacred act between one man and one woman for the purpose of forcible impregnation in a fortified apartment deep beneath the surface of the earth. Engaging in sex acts with other men, even gang rape, is a form of homosexual behavior. View quoted note →

"Shut up before you make me puke! Maybe you've got a pretty house. So what? And maybe you're not a bad old guy. Smart, and refined, and everything just right. But smug, man, so sure of your place. So sure that you fit right in. With everything around you. Like this village of yours, with its twenty generations of ancestors just like you. Twenty generations without a conscience, without a heart. What a family tree! And now here you are, the last, perfect branch. Because you are, you're perfect. And that's why I hate you. That's why I'm going to bring them here, tomorrow. The grubbiest ones in the bunch. Here, to your house. You're nothing to them, you and all you stand for. Your world doesn't mean a thing. They won't even try to understand it. They'll be tired, man. Tired and cold. And they'll build a fire with your big wooden door. And they'll crap all over your terrace, and wipe their hands on your shelves full of books. And they'll spit out your wine, and eat with their fingers from all that nice pewter hanging inside on your wall. Then they'll squat on their heels and watch your easy chairs go up in smoke. And they'll use your fancy bedsheets to pretty themselves up in. All your things will lose their meaning. Your meaning, man. What's beautiful won't be, what's useful they'll laugh at, what's useless they won't even bother with. Nothing's going to be worth a thing. Except maybe a piece of string on the floor. And they'll fight over it, and tear the whole damn place apart. ... Yes, it's going to be tremendous! So go on, beat it. Fuck off!"