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Andrew "weev" Auernheimer
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Single most censored person in history, internationally notorious computer criminal, successful federal defendant-appellant, baroque countertenor enthusiast. I am censored by Web of Trust in clients that support it. Turn it off in your client settings if you expect to receive my replies or DMs. XMR: 88ag7PcUJMSJHAr5585kzfdjxPvNXjfmBS33c9mQAs965yXRBfaF6JCC7Fw4tXRpWXUMdWDkEH6Fec127m3ozMqMR5G1PQJ Session ID (getsession.org): 05a1470eb63c9a534b6b8f9c17b91763a288603910280fde22acf1cf7a3ebb975e please don’t use Nostr DMs, I don’t like them and want Session messages.
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weev 1 week ago
[SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] GOOD LORD! What is happening in there? [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] The Holocaust. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] The Holocaust? After the fall of the third reich! At this time of day! Not even in Germany! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!? [PRINCIPAL SKINNER] Yes. [SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS] I suppose that's no less plausible than the claims about cremation I've already read.
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weev 1 week ago
Is there a way in Amethyst I am missing to hide boosts and likes/reacts from my notifications column? I only want to see actual conversation.
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weev 1 week ago
Wow. So libtards are telling me that the former Senator for South Carolina is a homosexual. I am stunned at this revelation. Nobody would have ever guessed this. The real tragedy of this is that the platonic dear friend and roommate he lived with for 50 years, Warren Mowry, is now going to be assumed to be gay.
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weev 1 week ago
Excuse me, gang rapist? I believe rape is a sacred act between one man and one woman for the purpose of forcible impregnation in a fortified apartment deep beneath the surface of the earth. Engaging in sex acts with other men, even gang rape, is a form of homosexual behavior. View quoted note →
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weev 2 weeks ago
"Shut up before you make me puke! Maybe you've got a pretty house. So what? And maybe you're not a bad old guy. Smart, and refined, and everything just right. But smug, man, so sure of your place. So sure that you fit right in. With everything around you. Like this village of yours, with its twenty generations of ancestors just like you. Twenty generations without a conscience, without a heart. What a family tree! And now here you are, the last, perfect branch. Because you are, you're perfect. And that's why I hate you. That's why I'm going to bring them here, tomorrow. The grubbiest ones in the bunch. Here, to your house. You're nothing to them, you and all you stand for. Your world doesn't mean a thing. They won't even try to understand it. They'll be tired, man. Tired and cold. And they'll build a fire with your big wooden door. And they'll crap all over your terrace, and wipe their hands on your shelves full of books. And they'll spit out your wine, and eat with their fingers from all that nice pewter hanging inside on your wall. Then they'll squat on their heels and watch your easy chairs go up in smoke. And they'll use your fancy bedsheets to pretty themselves up in. All your things will lose their meaning. Your meaning, man. What's beautiful won't be, what's useful they'll laugh at, what's useless they won't even bother with. Nothing's going to be worth a thing. Except maybe a piece of string on the floor. And they'll fight over it, and tear the whole damn place apart. ... Yes, it's going to be tremendous! So go on, beat it. Fuck off!"
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weev 2 weeks ago
Hiring collaborators to write some Nostr-based anticensorship software. Budget is small and not lucrative. This is not a startup and it is not going to turn a profit, but you will get massive dividends in lulz and the kingdom of heaven will open its gates to you. Still, you'll get paid.
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weev 2 weeks ago
Every once in a while I check out Amethyst desktop to see if it's good enough on Mac yet. It's pretty fucking good, and I think potentially my Nostr daily driver from here on out. I think, given that it is now not only one of the most useful clients, but the one now available on the largest plethora of platforms, that I am going to refer people to it first and foremost, unless they want to use a browser client, in which case I always tell people to use Ditto. Nostur is great on the iPhone but has some problems on Mac desktop. I am glad Amethyst is here with a well thought out desktop build these days.
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