What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
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Milk and quackers.
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Why don’t birds use social media?
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Because they already tweet enough.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
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Because all of the fans left.
Why did the chicken join a band?
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Because it had the drumsticks.
Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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It got mugged.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
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Hoo-dini.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
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Igloos it together.
How do trees access the internet?
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They log in.
Why did the orange stop rolling?
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Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the computer keep freezing?
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Because it left its Windows open.
How do cows keep up with current events?
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They watch the moo-s.
What do you call a pile of cats?
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A meowtain.
I burned 2000 calories today
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I left my food in the oven for too long.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.
I don't trust stairs.
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They're always up to something.
What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
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I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank.
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I have no words to describe how mad I am.