Anyone can be buried when they die
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but if you want to be cremated then you have to urn it.
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When it becomes apparent.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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They don’t have the guts.
I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work...
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but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
How do trees get on the internet?
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They log in.
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...
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it's tearable.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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It got mugged.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Frostbite.
How does a barber cut the moon’s hair?
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Eclipse it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh.
Why was the math book sad?
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It had too many problems.
Anyone can be buried when they die
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but if you want to be cremated then you have to urn it.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.
What do you call a toothless bear?
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A gummy bear!
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns don’t work.
I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank.
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I have no words to describe how mad I am.
I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high.
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She seemed surprised.
When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.
Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Meet you at the corner.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.