Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.
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How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
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A lamborghini.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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Spoiled milk.
Why did the broom get promoted?
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Because it swept the competition.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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You ‘nique up on it.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Because he kneaded it.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
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A lamborghini.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
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Look for fresh prints.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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It was in tents!
How many apples grow on a tree?
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All of them.
Why was the calendar so confident?
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Because it had so many dates.
I am such a good singer that people ask me to sing tenor
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tenor twelve miles away.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
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Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
How do cows count?
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With a cow-culator.
Why did the barber win the race?
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Because he knew all the shortcuts.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
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By the bark.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
What’s brown and sticky?
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A stick.
I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum
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but I just can't seem to get it going.