I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum
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but I just can't seem to get it going.
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When it becomes apparent.
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How do cows keep up with current events?
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They read the moos-paper.
What do you call a fake diamond?
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A sham-rock.
Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
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Because it needed some time apart.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
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It's a faux pa.
What do you call an unpredictable camera?
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A loose Canon.
What do you call a well-dressed lion?
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A dandy lion.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines
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But catscan.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired.
What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck!
What kind of music do astronauts listen to?
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Neptunes.
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?
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To reach the high scores.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
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A can’t opener.
A termite walks into a bar and asks
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"Is the bar tender here?"
Why don’t elephants use computers?
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Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
I like telling Dad jokes…
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sometimes he laughs.
How do cows do math?
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With a cow-culator.
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.
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It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
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Because it ran out of juice.