What did one hat say to the other hat?
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Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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An orca-stra.
Why did the cow in the pasture get promoted at work?
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Because he is OUT-STANDING in his field!
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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Pick a cod, any cod.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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In case he got a hole in one.
I was going to tell you a fighting joke...
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but I forgot the punch line.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band?
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Because he got in treble.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.
I’m so good at sleeping...
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I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why was the calendar so happy?
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Because it had so many dates.
What did the baby computer say to the father computer?
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Data, I need a backup!
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band?
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Because he got in treble.
Why was the belt arrested?
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Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
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It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
How do cows do math?
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With a cow-culator.
I couldn’t figure out how to use the seat belt.
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Then it just clicked.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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Bison.
Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
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Sir Cumference.