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Why couldn’t the leopard hide?
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Because he was always spotted.
A book just fell on my head.
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I only have my shelf to blame.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
Why did the skeleton skip the party?
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Because he had no body to go with.
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
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The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
Why was the stadium so cool?
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Because it was full of fans.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
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Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
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A blueberry.
What did one nut say as he chased another nut?
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I'm a cashew!
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns don’t work.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
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Because some relationships don’t work out.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.
Which state has the most streets?
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Rhode Island.
I don’t know what’s going to happen next year.
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It’s probably because I don’t have 2020 vision.
My son asked me to put his shoes on
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but I don’t think they’ll fit me.
How does a penguin build its house?
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Igloos it together.
Why did the computer sneeze?
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Because it had a virus.