Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Because it was two-tired.
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You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
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A trumpet.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
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Because some relationships don’t work out.
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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A woolly jumper.
Why don’t leopards play hide and seek?
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Because they’re always spotted.
How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
Just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know what’s going to happen next year.
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It’s probably because I don’t have 2020 vision.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
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Twister.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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You ‘nique up on it.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
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Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the cookie cry?
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Because his mom was a wafer so long.
I made a pencil with two erasers.
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It was pointless.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
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Look, no hands!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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They say he made a mint.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.