Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
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Why was the belt arrested?
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Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
Which state has the most streets?
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Rhode Island.
Why did the skeleton go to the gym?
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To get a little more backbone.
Why did the picture go to jail?
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Because it was framed.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
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She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
I’m starting my new job at a restaurant next week.
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I can’t wait.
What do you call a snowman party?
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A snowball.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
What do you call an artist who only paints ducks?
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A quack artist.
I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank.
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I have no words to describe how mad I am.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
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Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.
Why did the skeleton go to the gym?
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To get to the core of the problem.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
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He couldn't see himself doing it.
How do cows stay up to date?
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They read the moos-paper.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It’s fine, he woke up.
Why don’t birds use social media?
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Because they already tweet enough.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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A satisfactory.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
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Twister.