Why did the orange stop rolling?
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Because it ran out of juice.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
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It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It’s fine, he woke up.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
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Toad.
Why was the belt stressed out?
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Because it was under a lot of pressure.
I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work...
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but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
Why don’t birds use social media?
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Because they already tweet enough.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Because he kneaded it.
You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
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A trumpet.
What did the accountant say while auditing a document?
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This is taxing.
Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?
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He had a hard drive.
If at first you don't succeed
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sky diving is not for you!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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A labracadabrador.
I am such a good singer that people always ask me to sing solo
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solo that they can’t hear me.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
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About 5000 miles
I’ve never trusted stairs.
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They are always up to something.
What has four wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck!
What do you get hanging from Apple trees?
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Sore arms.
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?
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They rose.
Why did the chicken join a band?
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Because it had the drumsticks.