Why did the chicken join a band?
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Because it had the drumsticks.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
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They mostly wrap.
I like telling Dad jokes…
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sometimes he laughs.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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It got mugged.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today in the oven,
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I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
Why did the tomato sit down?
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Because it was feeling saucy.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
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The living room.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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He's all right now.
How do ghosts like their coffee?
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With scream and sugar.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
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Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center...
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you've seen a mall.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
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I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Where’s popcorn?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
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Never mind—it's tearable.
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
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Look, no hands!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh.
What do you call an artist who only paints ducks?
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A quack artist.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Fsh.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
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Because it's a little meteor.
Why don’t skeletons ever start a band?
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Because they don’t have the guts.