What do you call corn that joins the army?
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Kernel.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
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The space bar.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Where’s popcorn?
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
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A stable winner.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
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It went back four seconds.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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I'll meet you at the corner.
When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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Because he Neverlands.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
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A kingfish.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Live stream.
What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
What do you call a group of musical whales?
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An orca-stra.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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He's all right now.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.