What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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Live stream.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
What name do you give a person with a rubber toe?
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Roberto
What do you call a group of musical whales?
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An orca-stra.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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He's all right now.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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De-calf-inated.
I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum
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but I just can't seem to get it going.
What do you call an artist who only paints ducks?
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A quack artist.
Why was the calendar so confident?
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Because it had so many dates.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
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A can’t opener.
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
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To change its jockeys.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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A pork chop.
Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center...
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you've seen a mall.
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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To keep an eye on the mouse.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.