How do cows keep up with current events?
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They read the moos-paper.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.
Why did the musician get locked out?
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Because he lost his keys.
If at first you don't succeed
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sky diving is not for you!
Two goldfish are in a tank.
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One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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They'd crack each other up.
Why did the phone go to therapy?
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It lost all its contacts.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
I startled my next-door neighbor with my new electric power tool.
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I had to calm him down by saying “Don’t worry, this is just a drill!”
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?
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A steak.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
What do you call a detective alligator?
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An investi-gator.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
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Humphrey.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best dam show I ever saw!
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
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The second time let me down.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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A tuba toothpaste.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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A labracadabrador.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
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Igloos it together.