How does a penguin build it’s house?
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Igloos it together.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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What’s the most patriotic sport?
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Flag football.
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
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A chew-chew train.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
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A lamborghini.
What did the glass of wine say to the glass of beer? Nothing.
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They barley knew each other.
Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.
It’s not a dad bod
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it’s a father figure.
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?
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I’ll ketch up
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns don’t work.
I have kleptomania...
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when it gets bad, I take something for it.
How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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Pick a cod, any cod.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Supplies!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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De-calf-inated.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!