Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes its car?
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.
It’s not a dad bod
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it’s a father figure.
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?
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I’ll ketch up
Why do cows wear bells?
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Because their horns don’t work.
I have kleptomania...
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when it gets bad, I take something for it.
How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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Pick a cod, any cod.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Supplies!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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De-calf-inated.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the chicken join a band?
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Because it had the drumsticks.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
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I think I'm coming down with something!
Why did the skeleton go to the gym?
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To get to the core of the problem.
How do cows keep up with current events?
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They watch the moo-s.
Why don’t skeletons like the cold?
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They can’t handle the chills.