What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the chicken join a band?
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Because it had the drumsticks.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
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I think I'm coming down with something!
Why did the skeleton go to the gym?
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To get to the core of the problem.
How do cows keep up with current events?
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They watch the moo-s.
Why don’t skeletons like the cold?
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They can’t handle the chills.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
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Hoo-dini.
Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
What is the only concert in the world that costs 45 cents?
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50 Cent, featuring Nickelback.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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An irrelephant.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Because he kneaded it.
What do you call a fish that plays the piano?
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A tune-a fish.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
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Microchips!
Why did the computer sneeze?
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Because it had a virus.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Meet you at the corner.
What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him at chess?
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Checkmatey.
Why do pancakes always do well at school?
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Because they stack up well.
What did the dog say to the two trees?
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Bark bark.
Why did the banker switch careers?
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Because he lost interest.