Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank.
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I have no words to describe how mad I am.
Why do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
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Bison.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy bear.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
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Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
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To see the moooon.
Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
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Sir Cumference.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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An abdominal snowman.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
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Ten-tickles!
Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for help?
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Because it was in a jam.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?
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To reach the high scores.
Why did the barber win the race?
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Because he knew all the shortcuts.
Why did the crab never share?
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Because he's shellfish.
What kind of music do mummy's like?
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Rap
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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De-calf-inated.
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
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A sham-rock.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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An abdominal snowman.