Why did the cow go to outer space?
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To see the moooon.
Dad Jokes
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Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
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Sir Cumference.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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An abdominal snowman.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
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Ten-tickles!
Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for help?
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Because it was in a jam.
You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there?
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European.
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?
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To reach the high scores.
Why did the barber win the race?
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Because he knew all the shortcuts.
Why did the crab never share?
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Because he's shellfish.
What kind of music do mummy's like?
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Rap
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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De-calf-inated.
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
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A sham-rock.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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An abdominal snowman.
How do ghosts like their coffee?
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With scream and sugar.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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They say he made a mint.
Why did the skeleton go to the gym?
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To get to the core of the problem.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
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Hoo-dini.
How do mountains stay warm in the winter?
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They wear snowcaps.