How do mountains stay warm in the winter?
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They wear snowcaps.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef.
Just watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
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A chipmunk.
What did the accountant say while auditing a document?
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This is taxing.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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Because the pee is silent.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
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I don't know and I don't care.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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Frostbite.
What do you call a dog magician?
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A labracadabrador.
Why did the computer have no money left?
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Someone cleaned out its cache!
Why did the computer get cold?
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Because it forgot to close windows.
How do trees get on the internet?
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They log in.
What happens when a frogs car dies?
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He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
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A pork chop.
What do you call a dog magician?
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A labracadabrador.
To be Frank...
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I'd have to change my name.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
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It's been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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A thesaurus.
Why did the broom get promoted?
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Because it swept the competition.