Why did the football team go to the bank?
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To get their quarterback.
Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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A thesaurus.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?
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The living room.
What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
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A stable winner.
My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together...
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I totally nailed it!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Supplies!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
If at first you don't succeed
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sky diving is not for you!
What do you call a dog on the beach?
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A hot dog.
Stop looking for the perfect match
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instead look for a lighter.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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A blood orange.
What do you call a detective alligator?
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An investi-gator.
What do you call a fake diamond?
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A sham-rock.
Why did the broom get promoted?
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Because it swept the competition.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It’s fine, he woke up.
What's the most depressing day of the week?
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sadder day.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
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Because then they’d be bagels.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
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1forrest1
Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
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Because it ran out of juice.