What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Dad Jokes
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If at first you don't succeed
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sky diving is not for you!
What do you call a dog on the beach?
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A hot dog.
Stop looking for the perfect match
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instead look for a lighter.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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A blood orange.
What do you call a detective alligator?
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An investi-gator.
What do you call a fake diamond?
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A sham-rock.
Why did the broom get promoted?
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Because it swept the competition.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It’s fine, he woke up.
What's the most depressing day of the week?
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sadder day.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
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Because then they’d be bagels.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
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1forrest1
Just read a few facts about frogs.
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They were ribbiting.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
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Because it ran out of juice.
When is a door not a door?
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When it's ajar.
This furniture store keeps emailing me,
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all I wanted was one night stand!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it would be a foot.
Why was it called the dark ages?
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Because of all the knights.
Rest in peace, boiled water.
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You will be mist.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
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To get his quarterback.